Comrades! The insurrection of the yellow condiments should be pitilessly suppressed. The interests of the whole revolution require this because "the last decisive battle" with mustards is now under way everywhere. An example must be demonstrated:

1. Squeeze onto the ground (and make sure the squeezing takes place in full view of the people) no fewer than one hundred known yellow mustards, brown mustards, dijons.
2. Publish their names.
3. Rinse out their bottles thoroughly.
4. Recycle their bottles in accordance with yesterday's telegram.

Do it in such a fashion that for hundreds of kilometres around the people might see, tremble, know, shout: they are squeezing and will squeeze to emptiness the revolting mustards.

The Russian text reads 'MUSTARD-NO!'... in Russian.