There are so many kinds of mustaches out there! There's the handlebar, the fu manchu, the walrus, the zany mustache that Salvador Dali sported—Jimmy Buffett even wrote a song about those pencil-thin ones.

Admittedly, this teddy bear doesn't quite capture the likeness of its namesake, Teddy Roosevelt. Perhaps a pair of pince-nez spectacles would help matters—well, that, and a reputation as a boisterous trust-busting conservationist.