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Some bears accept their exceptional social standing with grace and restraint. These bears are known as "the lamest bears." Other bears understand the arousing allure of ostentatious panache. These bears are known as "the fanciest bears."

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Features fuzzy and shiny specialty inks!

Pre-orders will ship on June 16th.